UFC 100 PREDICTIONS

LESNAR vs MIR: Brock Lesnar is a bum. The guy is completely overated. He has very little skills; any quality heavyweight could easily whoop his ass. Problem is, Frank Mir is a bum too. Mir is a shadow of his former self. Mir beat a tired old man in his last fight, Antonio Nogueira, and now he gets a title shot? Brock Lesnar comes from the WWF and goes 2-1 in the UFC and gets a title shot? WHAT A JOKE! Why is this? The reason is there are no good heavyweights in the UFC. Dana White's control-freak, asshole attitude has alienated all of the great heavyweights in this sport.

So we are left with a washed up former champion, Frank Mir, versus a WWF wrestler as the Main Event. Pretty sad, I know. The general public has been fooled into believing this is a Main Event fight. This fight should be the undercard of the undercard.

The two best heavyweights in the world will actually fight next month. Fedor Emelianenko vs. Josh 'BabyFace' Barnett will be an epic battle. Both fighters have rejected the UFC due to White's PayPerView earnings greed and ridiculous contract demands. Dana White has also alienated top fighters such as Andrei Arlovski, Tito Ortiz, Vito Belfort, Randy Couture, Babalu Sobral, and many others.

LESNAR/MIR Prediction: Lesnar will destroy Mir and it won't be pretty. Mir is out of shape and he can't absorb the punching power Lesnar will inflict. Lesnar wins.

ST PIERRE vs THIAGO ALVES: Alves is awarded the title shot due to a win over Matt Hughes. Hughes took the fight on very short notice, and it showed. Plus, Hughes is well past his prime. Alves is in way over his head against the dominant GSP. GSP will win this fight by submission.

HENDERSON vs BISPING: Sure Bisping has very a attractive record, 18-1, but who has he fought? Nobody! Dana White has continued to give Bisping cupcake fight after cupcake fight in order to build a follwing in England and the rest of Europe. It worked! Many believe Bisping is the next great champion. Fools. Bisping has never been hit hard in 19 fights. Let's find out if the Brit has a chin! Dan Henderson has a rock solid neanderthal chin, we know that. Henderson will knock Bisping out.

MARK COLEMAN vs STEPHEN BONNER: Why are both of these guys still fighting?! Coleman is 100 years old and looked it in his last fight. He fights like a slug now; it's not even fun to watch. Bonner was thrown out of UFC for 1 year for taking illegal drugs (steroids). He came back and promptly lost to some unknown guy named Jon Jones. This fight will be torture to watch. Prediction: who cares!

Dana White is good at one thing, marketing his product. This fight card is terribly overated, but I will watch it because I love the sport. The Henderson/Bisping fight will be a good one. Other than that, I'm really looking forward to Fedor vs Barnett on August 1st.


~Cat