Full Tilt Poker Bonus Bull$hit

Online Poker Bull$it Bonus

Full Tilt Poker offers a 100% Deposit Bonus. What does that mean? Well, it implies that if you make a deposit, you get a bonus. Wrong! Full Tilt Poker, which is an illegal online poker website, lies about their bonus in order sucker players in and get their money.

If you make a deposit, you DO NOT get any bonus! A deposit bonus should be a bonus for making a deposit, shouldn't it?! Instead, this shady, illegal, offshore poker site refuses to give you the bonus until you've gambled at their poker tables for an average of sixty hours. That is no deposit bonus my friend! That is a bonus for gambling an awful long time without losing all of your money.

Two things happen after sixty hours. First, most people lose their money within 60 hours of play. Actually, a majority of players lose their initial deposit within 8 hours. Yep, the odds are stacked against you. Secondly, if you happen to make it through sixty hours of gambling, you've paid so much in rake fees that it more than covers the bonus you eventually receive.

Want the full $600 in bonus that Full Tilt offers, you have to play 120 hours!!

These offshore poker websites have nobody to answer to, and no rules governing their procedures. We've already read the stories (or seen them on 60 Minutes) about online poker sites ripping customers off and outright cheating. People gambling online using these shady websites really must have a gambling addiction to ignore these documented stories.

Just a couple more tidbits of information. It has been written that 80% of online poker players are down money. 80% lose! That's worse than betting on horseracing!

My last complaint about Full Tilt Poker and online poker in general: It is complete insanity to play poker without being able to see your opponent. Fooling yourself into believing you can 'read' betting patterns is a pipe dream. Every sucker online thinks he can read betting patterns better than everyone else. You cannot! Poker is a game meant to be played live, with real people.

It's been proven that online poker websites lie and cheat. If you're brave enough to send them your hard earned money, you'll only have yourself to blame.

Just my opinion.

~Cat