Vegas Poker Trip $2-$5 NL
Met my buddy Frank from the Bay Area here in Vegas. He loves poker and pussy too, so we get along great. We played yesterday for 8 hours at The Venetian here in Vegas. Venetian probably has the best poker room in Vegas. Huge, and very nice.
I played at the $2-$5 game where the max buy-in is $1000. I bought in for $500. First hand I get K-Q in late position. After two guys limped in for $5 bucks, I raised to $30. The two guys call. Flop comes A-J-8. Both guys check and I continuation bet out $75. One folder and one caller. Next card is a 4. I bet out $100 straight, bluffing again, and the guy calls. Fuck! Next card is a 4. Guy bets $200. I mucked my bluff. Lost $200 already on the first hand! 40% of my stack! I re-bought up to $500.
Didn't lose another hand for about 3 hours. There were a couple wild n crazy players at the table. One hand I had 6-7 offsuit in the big blind. First guy raised to $20 from $5, three callers, and I almost folded. It was only $15 more so I called.
Flop comes 3-4-5!
Flopped the nuts!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet $45, fold, fold, raise to $90, then the last guy pushes in $500 bucks! This guy was the one I was after. He was a loose player, and had just raised the prior pot and won, and while he was raking in the pot he told the Asian kid he beat "I am going to raise $100 because you use too much hair gel and you probably haven't been laid in a year." LOL!! The Asian kid didn’t know what to think. This guy was a pompous ass and I wanted to stack him off.
So, I have the nuts. I am loving it. He only has $200 more, so I wait a minute, then push all-in. Other guy folds, but the $500 guy pushes all-in for his last $200 and shows his cards A-2 for a straight. The sucker straight. I show 6-7 for the nut-straight and he literally almost started crying and was making all these funny sad faces. Frank was sitting right next to me imitating his faces and cracking up at how animated this guy was. I took down the monster pot and he stormed off to the ATM machine.
He came back and I made him go broke an hour later too.
I built my stack up to over $4000 in $5 dollar chips. People kept walking by and stopping at staring at me and my stack. (imagine what $4000 in $5 chips looks like, it was HUGE) Two regulars said its the biggest stack they've seen in months.
Frank and I kept playing and started drinking beer and laughing with everyone at the table. Usually I don’t drink when I play, but we were leaving soon. (I tightened up and didn't play many hands) This pretty hot married chick with a huge rock on her finger and a nice rack on her chest came to the table to play and Frank started flirting with her. She liked us, especially Frank, She said she has hot friends and they all going to Pure at Caesars tonight. She asked Frank to call her. Frank won a nice pot off her, and then they exchanged phone numbers so it is on tonight! After she left, two players told us that was a famous poker player’s wife. He will remain un-named.
I stopped playing at 2am, won $2800. (immediately lost $700 playing craps afterwards. Need to stop doing that!) Frank is still playing and it is 9:30am right now as I am writing this! We never made it to the nightclub, and the chicks never called. That's ok. We'll tear it up tonight. There is so much ass in Vegas! Frank texted me, there are some new suckers at his table so I might head over there now have some suckers for breakfast. Vegas is just a poker orgy. It's great.
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